The Funniest Joke Never Told

From Art of Mind: Philosopoems to the World

*The Funniest Joke Never Told*

It Was the Funniest Joke Ever Uttered…
It wasn’t on a TV Screen…
Not on an elevated stage…
There were no hosted seats,
No airway to be played.
The guy was pure genius,
The delivery was sharp and quick,
The funniest part was the content—
Though only his targets were meant to Get It.
It was drop dead hilarious.
I wish you could have
Heard It.
I wish I could have heard it—
Said it…

It Was the Funniest Joke Ever Told.
Only two others heard it…
But they were too busy engaging each other—
To even bother to notice.

The second funniest joke ever told
Was in an intimate clique,
They called it a “Private Party,”
We’ve all been to one like it.
One joke was the funniest of all—
It stayed between those walls —
It was forgotten by sunrise —
Meant only for nightfall.

The third funniest joke ever told
Was at the family table,
The punch line was full of love—
A lot of us wouldn’t get it.
‘Twas one rambunctious time,
With the youngest’s silliest line,
The table Always has laughter,
But none quite like this time.
The fourth funniest joke ever told
Was between a happy couple,
Up long on the phone,
His jokes continued to double.
One was the funniest of all,
It was the funniest
He ever said,
The line must have eavesdropped…
Soon after it had dropped dead.

Def Jam, Circa ’93—
Had the fifth funniest ever told,
Now That One was televised,
But I forgot the episode.

Copyright 2011. All Rights Reserved
Feel free to share or Reblog with proper credit given.

Visit ClydeAidoo.com for more poems from the Art of Mind and Alma Mater series. You can purchase Clyde Aidoo’s latest release, Alma Mater Vol. 2: The Northeast, a poetic celebration of the top universities of the Northeast below.

AlmaMater_Northeast-Final

Tagged with: , , , ,
Posted in Books, Poems, Poetry

The Great Diversion

The Great Diversion.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Books, Poems, Poetry

The Great Diversion

The Great Diversion.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Books, College

The Great Diversion

From Art of Mind: Philosopoems to the World

*The Great Diversion*

An Author writes his novel—
Hoping he’ll make it big…
A Musician plays in his Band—
Hoping for a Larger gig.
An Artist paints a canvas—
Hoping to be on display…
Broadcast Majors plan to Announce—
They study Play by Play.
An Athlete Runs Many Miles
To be on
A Walk of Fame…
A Poet develops Verse—
Desperately
Throwing Out
Her Name.
Well-Connected Dreamy Eyes
Think they can save TV,
One Network after another—
They’re brought back to Reality.

Others just want to get by;
They live just for the payout…
Right when there’s time for Love—
They’re right back on their Way Out.

A Mechanic Repairs
A Therapist Cares
An Accountant Counts
While Salesmen Discount
Carpenters Construct
Businessmen Conduct
Fashionistas Design
Architects Align
A Butcher Chops
A Janitor Mops
A Valet Parks
A Detective Narks
A Cabby Drives
A Sailor Dives
Acupuncturists Puncture
Engineers Structure
A Chef Fries
A Pilot Flies
An Agent Spies
A Politician Lies
And Workers Work
And Workers Work
And Work and Work…

They Work and Work and Work,
They Dream, They Sweat, They Chatter,
It’s all a Great Diversion
From the One thing that Really Matters.

Copyright 2011. All Rights Reserved
Feel free to share or Reblog with proper credit given.

Visit ClydeAidoo.com for more poems from the Art of Mind and Alma Mater series. You can purchase Clyde Aidoo’s latest release, Alma Mater Vol. 2: The Northeast, a poetic celebration of the top universities of the Northeast below.

AlmaMater_Northeast-Final

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Books, Poetry

Mute Point

Mute Point.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Books, Poetry

Mute Point

From Art of Mind: Philosopoems to the World

*Mute Point*

Everybody’s talking about it,
Haven’t you heard?
It’s the Hottest Topic
from Omaha to Pittsburgh.
Figures on the tube,
In-crowds in the loop,
It seems like anybody in sight
Has a Point of View .
The consensus has been rendered
but that one guy was astute…
His voice will be drowned out—
The Best Points are Turned Mute.

Visit ClydeAidoo.com for more poems from the Art of Mind and Alma Mater series. You can purchase Clyde Aidoo’s latest release, Alma Mater Vol. 2: The Northeast, a poetic celebration of the top universities of the Northeast below.

AlmaMater_Northeast-Final

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Books, Literature, Poetry

The Extent of my social contribution to a stranger, new acquaintance, or my closest friend on this dark and dreary ordinary day/My strongest approach to the most desirable scent coated flesh in the room or the secret admiration of the past 18 months of whom I have never spoken/My sentiments to a shipwrecked long lost relative whose kinship I hold near and dear to my heart

The Extent of my social contribution to a stranger, new acquaintance, or my closest friend on this dark and dreary ordinary day/My strongest approach to the most desirable scent coated flesh in the room or the secret admiration of the past 18 months of whom I have never spoken/My sentiments to a shipwrecked long lost relative whose kinship I hold near and dear to my heart.

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Books, Poems, Poetry

The Extent of my social contribution to a stranger, new acquaintance, or my closest friend on this dark and dreary ordinary day/My strongest approach to the most desirable scent coated flesh in the room or the secret admiration of the past 18 months of whom I have never spoken/My sentiments to a shipwrecked long lost relative whose kinship I hold near and dear to my heart

From Art of Mind: Philosopoems to the World

*The Extent of my social contribution to a stranger, new acquaintance, or my closest friend on this dark and dreary ordinary day/My strongest approach to the most desirable scent coated flesh in the room or the secret admiration of the past 18 months of whom I have never spoken/My sentiments to a shipwrecked long lost relative whose kinship I hold near and dear to my heart*

Hey.

How’s it goin’

Visit ClydeAidoo.com for more poems from the Art of Mind and Alma Mater series. You can purchase Clyde Aidoo’s latest release, Alma Mater Vol. 2: The Northeast, a poetic celebration of the top universities of the Northeast below.

AlmaMater_Northeast-Final

Tagged with: , ,
Posted in Books, Poetry

New Release: Alma Mater Vol. 2 (College Poetry)

New Release: Alma Mater Vol. 2 (College Poetry).

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Books, Poetry

New Release: Alma Mater Vol. 2 (College Poetry)

If it’s World Poetry Day during March Madness, what on earth could be a better time to read a collection of poetry celebrating college life!? Stumped!? Me, too! The BRAND NEW Alma Mater Vol. 2 The Northeast is now available for only 99 cents and it features schools like Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and schools still fighting for the NCAA Championship like Villanova and UAlbany! Be among the very first readers in the world to read the latest installment of a poetry series that invites the nation to learn and experience the best colleges in the world through equally adventurous poetry. It’s Saturday. Come join the poetry party of the year on this poetry day for only 99 cents…then go enjoy the games!

Recommended Kindle Viewing Format: Landscape

Tagged with: , , ,
Posted in Books, College, Poetry