San Diego State University Creative Piece

From Alma Mater Vol. 3: The West
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*San Diego State University*

(Set to the Melody of “Fat Bottomed Girls” by Queen)

AHHHHHHHHHHH—You’re gonna take me home tonight.
AHHHHHHHHHHH—down in Black to Red delight,
AHHHHHHHHHHH—you make everyone hang out,
Oh, Cali Girls, you make the college world go rooound.

….

HEEEY!
…
I was just an undergrad,
Went along with any fad,
But before I went away with my degree…(huh!)
Left my own mark with the Greeks,
A freak for each day of the week,
Hey, hot women! You made a frat boy out of me!

Hey-Hey!!
….
WHOOOO!
…..
(Clap Clap)
….

Been with many in my bed! Surfed the country, surfed the web!
I’ve seen endless Maxim hotties on display;
Hey.
But every girl that’s in the pile,
Revealed to me it’s been a while,
Take me back home to the hottest girls alive!
…
C’MON!

AHHHHHHHHHHH—let me take you home tonight!
AHHHHHHHHHHH—down to shout that Aztec rite,
AHHHHHHHHHHH—and you let it all fall out,
Oh, Cali Girls, you make the college world go rooound.
And College Girls, you make the fuckin’ world go rooound.

~ ~

……

Hey, listen here…

Now I’ve got bundle plans and bills,
I got sick of movie reels,
Ain’t no bodies on HD like in SD.
I tell you,
Where in PB they shake jelly,
And I swam inside their bellies,
Hey, hot dammit! There might be
A Little Meeeee!

Now get this…

AHHHHHHHHHHH (I Knowwww)—let me take you home tonight!
Pleeease?
AHHHHHHHHHHH—down to shout that Aztec rite,
AHHHHHHHHHHH—you gonna make them all come out,
Oh, Cali Girls, you make the college world go rooound…
(Yeah…)
And College Girls, you make the FUCKIN’ world go round!
…

Get on your boards and ride!

Oooooooooooo-yeah!
Aw Yeah
(Oh them Cali Girls)
Yeah, yeah, yeeeeah…
Allll right,
C’mon…
(Oh Cali Girls)
Yes, Yes…

♫And I Wish They All Could Be San Diego Girrrrrrllllls♫

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